Hot dog in a hallway

歌词

He'll have another piece of pie 

She'll have a double reuben rye

She works hard at eating well

That's why I love her 

She's got a couple of pony kegs

Her arms are bigger than my legs 

And when she holds 

Me I can't breathe

That's why I love her yeah,

I'm her butter she's my bread 

She's like mobile waterbed

And when I get on top of her

I can't touch the mattress

And when her flesh begins to sag

She's like a human sleeping bag

I feel so cozy safe and warm

She's my insulation

I always know where she sat

And when she's on me I get flat

Some broken ribs a punctured lung

That's why I love her

She's my phillie, I'm her stud

Her bean is bigger than my pud

It's like feeding a tic-tac to a whale

That's why I love her